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In the land of ultraviolent wrestling

  • ultraviolent wrestler: UGH GOD YOU GUYS I GOT STRANDS OF BARBED WIRE LODGED IN MY SPINE AND THERE ARE THUMBTACKS EMBEDDED IN MY FEET AND SOMEONE SLICED OPEN MY FOREHEAD WITH A PIZZA CUTTER
  • everyone else: but did you die
  • ultraviolent wrestler: .....n-no. BUT I'M IN A GREAT DEAL OF PA--
  • everyone else: BUT DID YOU DIE.
  • non-ultraviolent/normal wrestler: ughhhh you guys I got punched really really hard in the stomach and I think I might be bleeding internally. also I probably have a severe concu--
  • everyone else: shut up you pussy no1curr
  • ultraviolent wrestler: bleeding profusely
  • everyone else: HANG IN THERE BRO ONLY 7 MORE BUMPS ONTO LIGHT TUBE LOG CABINS BEFORE THE DEATHMATCH IS OVER
  • ultraviolent wrestler: guise pls help
  • ref: wraps tape around bleeding appendage
  • ultraviolent wrestler: thank

you-know-something-mean-gene:

ECW - Living Dangerously 2000

New Jack Vs Grimes: The Scaffold Incident 

ddayzed:

The Only Girl To Never Do Me Wrong

ddayzed:

The Only Girl To Never Do Me Wrong

doubledeclutch:

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doubledeclutch:

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(Source: filmeater)